umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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