i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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