You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Text me some of your sweat
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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