Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How does it feel to date your dad?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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