Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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