I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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