is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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