nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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