great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I need you to use more vowels.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
