i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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