On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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