Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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