i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We left the knife in your bed.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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