new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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