i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Someone came in the potted fern
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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