There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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