he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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