I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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