The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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