Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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