I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
A bitchslap is in order.
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