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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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