Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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