better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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