no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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