When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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