Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
