But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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