I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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