I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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