WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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