So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
50% drunk capacity currently
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
MIDGETS
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That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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