Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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