Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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