Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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