just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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