READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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