How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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