see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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