Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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