on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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