They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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