if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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