Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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