You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You coming home soon, man?
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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