They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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