the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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