well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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