A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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