I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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