I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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