I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Duck Duck Cougar?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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