I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
do herpes really smell.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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