May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
