Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
